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So ... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Nov 11, 2008.


So ... what would you do for a Klondike bar?

  1. Have sex with someone you didn't love, just because you saw a box in their freezer when you went to

    5 vote(s)
  2. Kill a hobo

    2 vote(s)
  3. Klondike bars make my stomach hurt, so nothing

    1 vote(s)
  4. I would just buy one, if I really wanted one that bad.

    5 vote(s)
  5. It depends

    2 vote(s)
  6. I'd draw the line at a felony, but anything below that is doable

    2 vote(s)
  7. I don't know, but I now I got that ad jingle stuck in my head and when I find you, you will die a sl

    3 vote(s)
  8. I'd rather have a Fresca, so no thanks to your crazy delicious block of ice cream that has been dipp

    2 vote(s)
  9. Heath bar. To take one bite, to feel the cold and crunch in your mouth is to say hello to God. So go

    3 vote(s)
  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    So, here's the question for the day:
    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    What happened to "drink a Fresca?"
  3. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    We have a new leader in the dumbest thread ever contest!
  4. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    I like lemons.
  5. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Yeah, but I bet you voted!
  6. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    I'm kinda hungry. I'd watch Game 7 of the 1992 NLCS for a Klondike bar.
  7. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    You neglected to add a "I'm a diabetic so wouldn't touch it" choice in your poll. :D
  8. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Not a whole lot.
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I'd put a bullet in a polar bear.

    That way, when I ate the Klondike bar, it would be like I own the polar bear's soul on the packaging.

    Err, I mean, I'd do the hokey pokey for my children! Yes! That's whacky! Totally in the spirit of the commercials! Not exceedingly dark, like killing an endangered species for a barely passable ice cream product!
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I'd kiss Jay Horwitz full on the mouth [/byh]
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I've had sex with someone I didn't love before...if I got ice cream out of the deal, that's like a double bonus.
  12. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

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