So - what have I missed?

Haven't been around here much, so can someone give me the Cliffs Notes version of what's been going on around here?

 

Dems hate Dubya, GOPers tell Dems to go fuck themselves. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Also, the board has a new pathetitard -- indiansnetwork.

 

A-Rod's a fraud, and so is Notre Dame.

All Muslims are terrorists and BYH is old.

 

Journalists have no idea what to do on a free Friday night because they don't exist, especially for sports journalists.

SC is short, and Mizzou is going to beat Ohio University today AND cover the spread.

 

You missed me, that's for sure.

 

Checked the score? Mizzou will win, but no way do they cover the spread.

Oh, I got a new kitten, and IJAG's his godmother for helping inspire his name. She rawks!

 

You named your cat Brook?

 

You missed a great rant by Mike Leach last week. Then again, you probably wanted to miss that. :-\

Welcome back ... I'm sure the other ladies on the board kept your seat warm and ready.

 

THAT would be a kickass name for a cat, TSP.

Thanks, sc.

You missed the same ol' shit, carrie. Same as it's ever been. Only more overplayed and more vitriolic. It's a bad cycle.

 

Good to see nothing has changed.

I've been afraid to log in for fear of giant asian dongs attacking me.

 

I'm not Asian.

 

Idaho now has two racing bikes (one new, one slightly used).

Fantasy hockey is warming up.

Some moron wants to re-enact the 9/11 attacks for posterity's sake.