So what did I miss?

Jesus, you guys are still here?

Can somebody catch me up on what's happened since I last visited?

 

You never talk to me on Facebook.

You're on blast, pal.

 

Some people got banned. Some people nuked. Some pictures of nekkid women were posted. I ate a ham sandwich.

Nothing cool though.

 

How long's it been? I don't know what to update you on.

Oh, and hi, I'm ducky. I returned from an extended vacay in June.

 

Welcome back, Freelance.

In reference to your question, where should we start?

 

Oh, and somebody found Bigfoot's corpse.

 

Nothing that hasn't happened before and will happen again in the next 24 hours.

Welcome home.

 

just find the clogged toilet thread and that's all you really need.

 

hot diggity damn fuckin shit! Welcome back!!!

 

Chef still has all of his toes. I think.

 

Where are those damn results from the Alan Cumming Classic?

 

hmmmm.....let's see........you missed the following

Many, many threads extolling the brilliance of the Bush presidency.

Don Henley was declared the greatest musician of all time and his solo music serves as the official background music of SportsJournalists.com. (Turn up your sound and you'll hear his melodic brilliance playing while you surf the board).

A general consensus from the board lauding the current health and long term future of employment in the newspaper industry.

The board has taken a great interest in supporting those in the teaching profession. Specifically, those teaching teenagers. More specifically, females teaching teenagers.

There wasn't one thread about music or songs while you were gone.

Bill Belichick was named the most admired person in sports by the board.
Colin Cowherd was a close second.

Oh, and Willie Randolph was hired as the moderator of the Sports and News board.