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So tonight I'm going to party like it's post no. 19,999

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Holy crap am I a loooooooser. Fortunately, Dooley has already proven there's no Y20K bug here. :D

    Everyone makes milestone posts at intervals of a hundred or a thousand, but I'm different. So, uhh, here's to SportsJournalists.com: The cause of, and solution to, all of my problems. So in honor of myself, here's 19,999 ways life would be different without SJ:

    19,999: I'd have no place to vent about my hatred of large-headed PR monsters.
    19,998: I would have shared my happiness over the Mets' elimination with only my wife instead of thousands of you.
    19,997: I wouldn't be able to kick the asses of complete strangers in fantasy sports.
    19,996: I'd get a lot more work done.
    19,995: I'd never have known there were other people out there who found the sight of a grown man prancing in pink the funniest thing ever...
    19,994: ...or that there are others out there with an encyclopediac knowledge of Beverly Hills 90210 and One Tree Hill.
    19,993: In order to yell at Republicans, I'd have to yell at my real life family and friends.
    19,992: Where else can a man be mocked for his sexual prowess, or lack thereof, by complete strangers...and, in turn, make horrible jokes at the expense of senior citizens?
    19,991: None of my friends care enough about Cheap Trick OR Kiss to argue their HOF relevancy.
    19,990: I'd feel like I was the only man in America ogling Rachael Ray.
    19,989: People on the street look at me funny when I randomly yell BLOGS!!! or FRAUD!!!
    19,988: Peanuts would just be a comic strip and not the inspiration for the greatest thread in the history of the Internet, Charlie Brown.

    What a place, SportsJournalists.com, even if the lights occasionally go out and the landlords and I rarely get along. Here's to you, SJ! Now add to my list!
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    19,987: Who would Spnited lose bets too?
    19,986: Who would originate Spnited jokes?
    19,985: Who would "get" my shit?
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    19,984-- Without sj, I wouldn't have become Horny and BBJ's high priestess.
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    19,983 -- His mother and his old room wouldn't be Internet stars.
    19,982 -- His greatest achievement would go uncited.
    19,981 -- I would not be hungry.

  5. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    19,980 -- I wouldn't be able to let Shot goad me into making post No. 20,000 before I was damn good and ready.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    19,979--Passive-aggressive would go on unchecked in this world.
  7. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    19,978 -- He never would have had the handle "JustinTimberlakeRocksMyBody" after losing a Steelers bet with me.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    19,977 -- Wouldn't have gotten a reacharound from Chris L.
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    19,976: Without SportsJournalists.com, he never would have known the thrills of "fun with the quote function."

    (j/k, SC) ;D
  10. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    19,975: Post-padding would have been a solitary exercise. ;)
  11. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    19,974: donna martin graduates!
  12. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    19,973 -- VIVA LA VICKBALL!!!
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