So THAT'S what happens when you mix everything in the liquor cabinet

19-year-old English girl vows never to drink again after her face swelled up in reaction to a drink that combined Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider and gin.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7598614.stm

 

I thought they only drank tea and Guinness.

 

I have that same problem with swelling — only it's not my face.

 

That absinthe's a fucker.

 

Better story, with more pics: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052414/Teenage-girls-head-doubles-size-drinking-exotic-holiday-cocktail-Crete.html

 

*shiver*

 

Damn you... beat me to it...

 

Poor thing.

Just give me my bourbon, Tennessee Whiskey (white lightning if I know it early in the night) or a vodka tonic.

Let's keep it simple folks!

 

Sounds almost like what we used to call "Jungle Juice." You pour a handle of Everclear, a few beers, some boxed wine and whatever handle is near gone into a large Gatorade cooler. Put about four pouches of Hawaiian Punch in there and add water.

 

I seem to recall Bronco Beach Fizz was a mixture of vodka, lime vodka, sprite, Orange Juice and something else, but can't remember what

 

"I told you media motherfuckers there was a logical explanation for this."

 

I'll never forget the time a college friend's roommate made that. He mixed it in a half-gallon pitcher on a Friday night, and still had about a quart left on Monday night. He looks at us, and says, "I'll bet you guys I can drink all of this in 10 minutes!"
My friend and I look at him as if to say, "whatever," and go back to watching Monday Night Football. He starts chugging. And, to his credit, he did finish. In about 10 minutes, maybe a little more.
And, 10 minutes after that, he gets this queasy look on his face. As he rushed across the room, the cherry-colored vomit spewed from his mouth for what seemed like a minute. It just kept coming. He threw up every bit of that jungle juice, then went and got a mop and cleaned it up. Even though it reeked, we weren't cleaning up that dumbass' stupidity.