So some slut is pissed at me ...

so pern hit this girl's ass?

 

Loved the MILF that surprised Alex in the bathroom and got a surprise of her own in return.

 

The night began at the Regal Beagle, and ended with me in an argument with some slut about my imaginary brother.

 

Alex: Can I ask you for a favor?
J-Dog: No, you can't jerk off on my dad.

I laughed way harder than I should have at that

 

CI, I can see that, but I gotta be honest, if we were able to speak Murphy's language, his response woulde be, "bone it like you own it." Him being a dog and all.

 

I don't think I was as worked up about it as it sounded in my initial post and I didn't really mean it to sound like I was complaining. We actually had a pretty fun night and I just thought it was a funny story that this girl for some reason thought I had a brother who walked in on her having sex.

Anyway, I didn't really "put myself" in any situation. I just went where my ride took me.

For the record, I didn't walk in on them and I have no idea who did. I also did not have sexual relations with that woman. The only pussy I got was playing around with the cat while watching Grandma's Boy.

Sorry the story rubbed you the wrong way, CI. I thought it was funny and would provide some good fodder for the board to make some jokes. No biggie.

 

I think maybe CI just doesn't get out much.

 

Well played.

 

I just peed myself reading that. I am so tired and strapped to the desk to get the Red Sox optional online before I can go home.

Thank you for giving me something to laugh about right now.

 

Dude, did you break out the telestrator for that breakdown? I can practically see you diagramming the route Towel Girl took down the stairs, the up-and-down motion of her sexual encounter, and the depressed frown that formed on Pern's face when he realized his imaginary brother saw more naked people this night than he did.

 

And I'm still confused ... when you all drove to the second house, was she still wearing nothing but a towel?