So some slut is pissed at me ...

Old, buddy. Old.

 

But I'm only 31. And I never did stuff like that when I was in college. I've always been an old codger by mentality, reminding my wife this now so when I'm 60 and railing at bad drivers and ill-conceived teen escapades I can say, 'Hey, I've always been this way.'

 

At what point did Mr. Furley come flying in, nattily dressed as always?

Or was Mrs. Roper one of the sluts, eager for some hot action because Stanley still won't give it up?

And which of the sluts was Larry banging? That guy was hilarious.

 

A Mr. Furley reference. Never gets old, and is always funny.

 

There were a few times Mrs. Roper had that shit-eating, just-got-the-deep-dicking-of-a-lifetime grin as she walked in on Tripper and the girls.

Stanley may have been the Central Illinoisan of his day, but he knew when to bring the wood.

 

I have a man crush on Mr. Furley.

 

Yeah but it's a fuckin sweet car

 

And the double play has been turned. Thank you, sir.

 

If she had said it was your twin brother, I would ask if you had snapped off a couple pics.

 

I might have to watch that tonight

 

Terrible movie, but great lines through out.