So now, a fat person's sneeze or cough carries with it 50 pounds for you

I'd be amazed if you didn't dislocate your shoulder with that reach.

 

Well, I'll save the thread and when it happens, I'll bring it back with some salt packets.

 

Please do.

 

Anyone else remember this hoax story from Equire a few years ago?

http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ0406FATTAX_106

 

Apparently there's been a run on tinfoil in Scribe's neck of the woods.

 

I've got the medal to prove it.

Chewbacca, by the way, got so much ass that night. He's a wild man. He did cocaine out of the crack of that blue elephant's ass whilst getting Wookie head from Aunt Buru's sister.



He prides himself on his sexual ambiguity, though he later settled down and started a family ... and a hit variety show featuring Jefferson Starship, Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman!

 

"He didn't give you the fat did he?"

 

Maybe it's the Hawaiian shirts. Everyone knows the only men who wear those are gay guys and big fat party animals.

 

Fuck cigarettes.

Maybe if they'd taxed the fuck out of them 40 years ago, my grandmother would have quit smoking sooner than she did. And if she did quit sooner, maybe she wouldn't be laying in a hospice dying of lung cancer. Maybe she'd be holding her great grand-daughter, instead of planning her own funeral.

So fuck cigarettes.

 

*Slowly backing away and pretending I never read this thread*

 

Will we now begin hearing the term "second-hand fat"?

 

Hmm....Moddy owns a LOT of Hawaiian shirts...