So, my toilet is clogged ...

What ... did the toilet have cavities?

 

amazing what happens at your apt. when you're young and host get-togethers.

 

Dude, your idea of fun is messed up.

 

so is his face.

 

I think I deserve some credit for setting that up on a tee.

 

The only thing that isn't fun about it is the splash-back. (And I've experienced it, Dools.)

BYH: You're adopted.

 

So you are the one that does that. At least you aren't giving the upper decker.

 

The worst thing is clogging a toilet with a loose deuce. You'd think watery mass would flush down.

 

All I know is if I ever find love, I'm never using their toilet.

 

You can learn a lot from Jeff Daniels, MM.

 

That's a good rule of thumb

 

You know what, go fuck yourself. I am so sick of people assuming I'm adopted just because I'm the Chinese son of lily white parents.