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So, my toilet is clogged ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Aug 8, 2008.

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  1. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Don't bother with it; just pee in the tub. If you have to drop a deuce, I'm sure there's a gas station/fast food joint nearby.
     
    Trey Beamon, Aug 8, 2008
    #37
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Anyone else ever clog their significant other's toilet? I must say that was a very, very awkward moment in my life.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Aug 9, 2008
    #38
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Snake it, dude. Not only is it effective, it's fun.
     
    mike311gd, Aug 9, 2008
    #39
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

     
    dooley_womack1, Aug 9, 2008
    #40
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Jump off a cliff.
     
    mike311gd, Aug 9, 2008
    #41
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    You've got to build up your toilet's endurance somehow.
     
    mike311gd, Aug 9, 2008
    #42
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Mikey knows a lot about toilets.

    Which makes sense, since his life is in one.
     
    BYH, Aug 9, 2008
    #43
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    So's your face.
     
    mike311gd, Aug 9, 2008
    #44
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Left myself wide open for that one.
     
    BYH, Aug 9, 2008
    #45
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    If only that were the first time you've said that today.
     
    mike311gd, Aug 9, 2008
    #46
  11. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Where's 21's Midnight Plumber when we need him?

    And about the food problem, BYH, throw it in the toilet. Perhaps the chemical reaction would end Clever's problem ... and mercifully end this thread.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Aug 9, 2008
    #47
  12. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    go to a 24-hour grocery store and buy the shitter snake. they work ... unless some smart fucker flushed a toothbrush.
     
    Tom Petty, Aug 9, 2008
    #48
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