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So much for human contact

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by outofplace, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member


    A middle school in Fairfax, Va has banned all touching.

    I can just see students in class...fingers an inch away from one another..."I'm not touching him....I'm not touching him...."

    No high fives. No handshakes. Heaven forbid somebody hugs somebody else.

    Fucking idiots.
  2. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    How did I ever make it through school?
  3. John

    John Well-Known Member

    What about rubbing, bumping and nudging?
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I guess I'd be kicked out of school for kissing my kindergarten girlfriend IN FUCKING CLASS.
  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    When you outlaw pattycake only outlaws will pattycake or play tag or ....
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You should, since you're a high school senior.
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    College senior, bro. College senior.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That's even worse!
  9. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    To be fair, I wouldn't want to touch anyone in Fairfax County.
  10. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Nobody touches in Cecil County, MD, due to the sheets . . .
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    And that makes it better? :D
  12. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    Crazy, how they equate poking and hugging. Doesn't make any sense.
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