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So I'm sitting in an airport in middle America ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    O'Hare's not too bad if you're in the United terminal.

    Midway on the other hand has all the warmth and creature comforts of your average bus station.
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    It is a Red X on my Mac at work, but it works fine on my PC at home. I have no idea WTF is going on with it.

    It's due for a change anyway.
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    C'mon, Armchair. We all know bus stations have more charm than Midway.
  4. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    There's a racetrack next door. Quit yer bitchin.
  5. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

  6. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.
  7. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    We're back from a day of shopping at the mall.

    We're a little more than an hour from scheduled take-off and we're listening to an airport worker give her life story to a fellow passenger. She said something in the vein of "IF I were given a ticket to anywhere in the world to live, I'd pick Japan." She then goes on to say she also likes China.

    Among her droning, she then dropped nugget of observation -- and said it with a straight face, mind you.

    "China is just like the Midwest, you know, except, like, it's all communist people."

    Gotta love airport workers.
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Yeah, especially the gate agents who weren't quite smart enough to become flight attendants...
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Tell me, please tell me, you gave her the China theme song: da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *Gong*
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    You're right. I humbly apologize to bus stations everywhere.
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