So I'm reading my...

Aw damn ... all edited and I didn't write it down.

 

Send me more pics, I'll send you directions...

 

Will take some tonight!

 

UPDATE: The sign out front of the (Parts Unknown) Civic Center says there will be chicks wrasslin on the card ... how I wish I wasnt' working prep desk Friday

 

Was finding Jesus the Detour or the Road Block?

 

Slappy, you've got to find out the results (or you should have called the promoter a few days before the card to ask who was going to win so you could put them in Saturday's paper).

 

I know they weren't going in Saturday's paper, but I will try to find results...

 

The prized results from slappy's hometown show (copied from a message board while searching for Jake Roberts) were ...

Tommy Rich Beat Nightmare

David Young and Elix Skipper beat Adam Roberts and Patrick Bentley to retain the Tag belts

Mad Dog Dan Sawyer beat the Inferno

Mike Jackson beat El Mexicano.

Ladies match was a No Show

Brickhouse Brown beat Lash LeRoux

McNasty beat Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Sensational Sherri Martel turned on Jake and tripped him and held his foot so McNasty could get the pin.

 

They still have road signs up pointing the way to the gym if anyone wants a souvenir... hey, maybe for my secret Santa,...

 

Hey Slappy, did Sensational Sherri stop by the newspaper to hang out with you afterward? She must have dumped Jake knowing it's your hometown.

 

No, I can pretty well guarantee Scary Sherri went nowhere near the paper I do work for...

 

Sorry, perhaps you and Tommy "Wildfire" Rich grabbed a beer together once the paper was finished?