So...I'm drunk, watching a Girls Gone Wild Infomercial...and get to thinking....

WHY?

This would be like the Lewis Black skit of reaching into a fish bowl, grabbing a goldfish, and screaming out "GOT IT"

Where's the thrill of the chase?

I mean, yeah, I guess the girls are cute and all, but where's the sport in it?

 

You're not thinking clearly. It's young, firm breasts being exposed. That's the appeal.

Sleep it off. You'll feel better tomorrow.

 

Now, don't get me wrong.

I am all for 18+ young breasts being exposed.

But, if all you have to do is buy them 5 or 6 shots of Cuervo, you could talk them into reading the Constitution backwards in Horse Latin with their legs behind their ears.......where's the fun?

 

Re: So...I'm drunk, watching a Girls Gone Wild Infomercial...and get to thinking

That sounds like fun to me.

 

Yeah, isn't that the whole idea of going to bars?

 

touche.

 

Do they even teach horse Latin in our schools anymore?

 

Nibo.

Bibut thibey shibould.

 

Drink another, Chef.

 

Absolutely.

 

Re: So...I'm drunk, watching a Girls Gone Wild Infomercial...and get to thinking

Given all the free nudity and porn online (so I've been told), why would anybody order a DVD of girls flashing?

 

Absolutely.