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So, I get a call from the school...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by RecoveringJournalist, Feb 12, 2015.

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  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    The thing I'm curious about is what did she want to hear when she called to ask what you did to punish your boy? You should have said something like "I beat him within an inch of his life" and hung up.
     
    old_tony, Feb 14, 2015
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  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    "I whipped his scrotum with a switch from the birch tree out back."
     
    Riptide, Feb 14, 2015
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  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Waterboarding your kids also builds character.
     
    Vombatus, Feb 14, 2015
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  4. RecoveringJournalist

    RecoveringJournalist Well-Known Member

    I told him to get my Adrian Peterson jersey out of the closet and the big switch.
     
    RecoveringJournalist, Feb 16, 2015
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