so, i fell off my roof

Hey, I can call my ma while I'm up here.

Hey, Ma! Git off the dang roof!

 

It would be a lot less interesting if I would have showed the slightest bit of coordination last night.

 

Yeah... work your way up to it instead of starting in the big leagues... try falling down the stairs first.

 

When my dad was in rehab (the physical kind, not the alcohol/drug kind), there were many admissions on Monday from men who fell off their roof's and were paralyzed.

I would consider yourself very lucky.

 

Good call.

 

I'm slow to the draw again ...

 

Oh, I do. I know I am lucky I landed on my side and back instead of on my tailbone or my head. Somehow, I didn't have any whiplash or hit my head.

 

Does this Guy Clark song help at all?

 

. . . and before you step into the shower, what, you feel the need to take a plugged-in toaster with you?

 

Could this have anything to do with the M's beating the Yankees yesterday? You "fell" off the roof, huh?

Get well quick, pards. You may be needed to pitch any day now.

 

Cletus!