so, i fell off my roof

"How can it possibly take 11 posts before this picture goes up?"

"D'oh!"

 

How long did it take for your buddies to stop laughing?

 

Had a buddy who was working on a house with his buddy. Had a precarious perch on a ladder working on a tree next to the building. He slipped, yelled "Look out!", and smashed his nose into the top of other guy's face. Broke his nose and wound up with a pair of gnarly black eyes for the better part of two weeks.

Don't know who got it worse, you or him, but be careful with the back stuff. That's a tricky piece of machinery we walk around with.

 

You're lucky you were drunk. The beer probably cushioned the fall.

 

Why do I have this picture of Kelso falling off the water tower?

 

awwwww.......



My friends and I used to hang out on my roof when we were younger. All the guys tried to be cool and jump off.

Idiots. They hobbled around for the rest of the day while all the girls laughed at them.

 

When I saw that 'gola had posted this message from his phone, I thought maybe he had typed it with his tongue while lying (laying?) in a pool of his own blood, and that he was asking that one of us drive over and help him get to the hospital.

 

I hate going on my roof. Its got a steep pitch and it ain't an 8-foot drop, more like 10 to 15 feet, and I'm not a fan of heights anyway. I had to go up there recently to put a new chimney cap because raccoons were getting in my chimney.

 

They haven't stopped laughing today. Though one of the guys was deathly afraid of climbing down the ladder after I fell off and stayed up there for about 30 minutes before they convinced him to come down.
My back hurts.

 

I used to play on the roof of our house when I was little. I never suffred the fate of falling off though. Gola there's much easier ways to get a woman lying next to you naked than falling off a roof.

 

Read this thread and pictured this: