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so, i fell off my roof

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    me and a couple buddies were hanging out on our roof having a few beers. i decided it was time for me to get down, so i swing a leg out which completely misses the ladder. i start to feel myself fall, so i try to grab the ladder unsuccessfly and fall 8 feet landing on my back. my buddies rushed down to find me with a very painful back, a fucked up shoulder and a broken ring finger. good times. that is all.
  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    sounds like an elton john song.
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    thank god there is a naked woman laying next to me.
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Blow-up dolls don't count!
  5. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    nor women imagined via lsd.
  6. Colton

    Colton Active Member

    Angola: Hanging out on your roof? OK, this oughta be a good story! Spill! ;D
  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    he was picking off the moss.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Better yet.....hanging out on your roof at 2:30 in the morning.....this oughta be a better story.

    Yeah...you're thinking about getting a piece of ass in your condition.....negative.
  9. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    You lead an interesting life, 'gola.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    On the roof having a few beers....
    you are never dull, I'll say tht
  11. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Stick to the alley next time.

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Sorry to hear of your misfortune, Angola!. Perhaps this James Taylor tune will help you feel better:

    When this old world starts a getting me down
    And people are just too much for me to face
    I'll climb way up to the top of the stairs
    And all my cares just drift right into space

    On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
    And there the world below don't bother me, no, no

    So when I come home feeling tired and beat
    I'll go up where the air is fresh and sweet
    I'll get far away from the hustling crowd
    And all the rat-race noise down in the street

    On the roof, that's the only place I know
    Look at the city, baby
    Where you just have to wish to make it so
    Let's go up on the roof

    And at night the stars they put on a show for free
    And, darling, you can share it all with me
    That's what I said
    Keep on telling you

    That right smack dab in the middle of town
    I found a paradise that's troubleproof
    And if this old world starts a getting you down
    There's room enough for two
    Up on the roof...
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