so, i fell off my roof

me and a couple buddies were hanging out on our roof having a few beers. i decided it was time for me to get down, so i swing a leg out which completely misses the ladder. i start to feel myself fall, so i try to grab the ladder unsuccessfly and fall 8 feet landing on my back. my buddies rushed down to find me with a very painful back, a fucked up shoulder and a broken ring finger. good times. that is all.

 

sounds like an elton john song.

 

thank god there is a naked woman laying next to me.

 

Blow-up dolls don't count!

 

nor women imagined via lsd.

 

Angola: Hanging out on your roof? OK, this oughta be a good story! Spill! ;D

 

he was picking off the moss.

 

Better yet.....hanging out on your roof at 2:30 in the morning.....this oughta be a better story.

Yeah...you're thinking about getting a piece of ass in your condition.....negative.

 

You lead an interesting life, 'gola.

 

On the roof having a few beers....
you are never dull, I'll say tht

 

Stick to the alley next time.

 

Sorry to hear of your misfortune, Angola!. Perhaps this James Taylor tune will help you feel better:

When this old world starts a getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I'll climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space

On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below don't bother me, no, no

So when I come home feeling tired and beat
I'll go up where the air is fresh and sweet
I'll get far away from the hustling crowd
And all the rat-race noise down in the street

On the roof, that's the only place I know
Look at the city, baby
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof

And at night the stars they put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me
That's what I said
Keep on telling you

That right smack dab in the middle of town
I found a paradise that's troubleproof
And if this old world starts a getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof...