So, I Bought An iMac - What Should I Do With It?

ummmm... PORN!

What the hell do you think the Web was invented for? Places like this?

 

maybe you can join me in watching the client on it.

the pettys will be having a memorial tribute in 13 minutes.

 

photobooth is good fun

as is ichat av

(i'd get skype, too)

 

You would, but you still have medical benefits so that's covered

 

I have a brand-new optical drive if you want it. It's useless since the hard drive in my iMac shit all over itself and died last summer.

 

Mac is slowly taking over the world.

 

My wife likes to take billions of pictures of her nieces and nephews and make those DVD movies.

I use it to store my music library and iPod-formatted movies. I use it to freelance football gamers in the fall. I have a freeware audio editor I use to make ringtones for my phone. I transfer them via Bluetooth. I haven't paid for a ringtone in a long fucking time. I put in a movie or The O.C. and get on the exercise bike to pass the time.

Also, it's fantastic for porn.

 

I'm a big Skype fan. My brother lives in Thailand, and we can talk on a clear audio and video signal for free. It's a free download and free to use. Like many things on the web, I'm not sure how it makes money.

 

My very first computer, circa 1991. Mac Classic



1 MB of RAM. Upgraded it to 2MB for an additional $200.00

 

Do not drink anything within a 40-foot radius of the computer.

 

i had one of those. used it for a doorstop for about six years after i bought my second.

 

You should've done this instead.