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So bad, it's . . . horrible: Dungeons and Dragons movie on Encore

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Piotr Rasputin, May 12, 2008.

  1. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Jeremy Irons chews the scenery impressively, Thora Birch ends her own career as quickly as it started, Justin Whalin is the lead because they couldn't get Christian Slater, the bald comic-relief pirate dude from the Pirates of the Caribbean films plays a dwarf, a Wayans brother gets a tragic death scene (music and everything) at the hands of the blue-lipped evil henchman.

    It's not even glorious cheese. It's just bad, especially considering how sincere the actors are. The filmmakers probably felt that, a year before Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter hit theaters, they would try to tap the hungry fantasy/swords and sorcery market. Hell, I saw this piece of crap in theaters. With friends.

    Anyone else ever seen this movie? And if not, turn on Encore immediately.
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    This may be the most pathetic thing ever posted here...and don't forget, I post here.
  3. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    So bad, it's . . . horrible: Dungeons and Dragons movie on Encore

    I knew that as I posted it.

    But, seeing this wasn't my idea! I proposed a Saturday of Beer and Madden, but a buddy said, literally, "How bad could it be?"

    He paid us back for our tickets after the movie.
  4. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Never saw the movie. Don't want to see the movie.

    But the cartoon ... one of the most underrated efforts ever.

  5. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Willie Aames' greatest role.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member


    I thought Mazes and Monsters was on.

    Damn you to hell, Piotr. Damn you to hell forever.
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Possibly the worst, um, roll of the dice since ... Jumanji.
  8. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    are u kiddin me! this is easily WORSE than jumanji
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