SNL 12/12

Nice to see this show hasn't gotten any funnier since last year. Some dweeb from Twilight is hosting. My rule of thumb: If some dark-haired guy I've never heard of is on TV, he must be from Twilight. He is 17 years old. I am so old.

And let me be the latest to note that Kristen Wiig, while once very hot and very funny, is progressively less so with every redundant tired appearance. Yes we get it. She plays the person lacking self-awareness. Christ.

 

Are you saying SNL is no longer a fruitful endeavor?

 

I'm not very proud of this, but I'm gonna have to watch this all the way thru.

Actually, the skit with the PGA commish was pretty good.

 

I caught a clip about a potato chip from a recent show. It was the worst thing ever to be televised.

 

You are SO uninvited from the IJAG-Taylor Lautner wedding.

 

O no!

If they went with the PGA skit for 90 minutes, this might be OK. The PGA sponsored by Madoff actually made me laugh.

 

Stop calling it a restaining.

 

I'm driving Lautner to the Baby Gap. Or maybe I'll give him a weird bath. After I throw a rock at the television.

This is fucking awful.

 

Holy christ, Bon Jovi sucks.

 

"We had a little problem earlier. Bitch Lautner stoolied on national TV.......didn't he?"
"I was in some bad skits, I was in some bad skits I didn't mean to!"

 

Lautner was dressed like a small douche for most of the show. He must have had a busy sshhedule this week with his hosting duties, and all...