SNL: 11/03

I'd hit it.

Now, this may not be the case if she wasn't a critically-accliamed musician.

But then, I don't want to nail Hillary Clinton because of her dashing good looks either.

I need to not drink when I come on here.

 

You'd hit Hillary?

 

Surely.

To say that I taxed the ass of quite possibly the first female president?

In a heartbeat.

 

Um...I'm not exactly sure how to respond to that on the board.

 

Power...the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Hey, Kissinger got around in his time.

 

Get revenge on Bill for something. I guess that's why they call it the Oval Office.

 

I'm not too ashamed to admit I have no idea what that line means.

 

Well, he DID have nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.

 

Anybody else think Obama is coming off as a little desperate this week? First dancing with Ellen, now an SNL cameo.

 

He wants the gay and 18-35 vote. It's easy to see.

 

This is up there with the guy in Neil Simon's Biloxi Blues who wants to hit the Queen of England.

 

That's a very good comparison, F_B.