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Snakes On A Plane ... the m*&^% f&^#!n' game

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    There are doctored posters circulated on the web that now say "liquid on a plane."
     
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    The premise listed on IMDB just makes no sense whatsoever ...

    On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

    Wouldn't a crate of deadly snakes be kept in cargo. So I gather the assassin is a stowaway in the cargo hold? I'm so confused ... Is anybody going to actually go on Thursday so they can tell us?
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Um, uh, I think you're reading way too much into this. The movie is fucking called Snakes On A Plane for God sakes.
     
  4. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I would pay good money to see Samuel L. Jackson do the Time Warp!
     
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    LOL ... that would be rich.
     
  6. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member


    Times are strange
    We got a free upgrade for
    snakes on a plane.
    Fuck em, I don't care.
    Bought the cheap champagne,
    we're going down in flames, hey.

    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.

    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in your eyes.
    Goodbye.

    It's time to fly,
    to make the stars align
    with the turpentine
    lounging in their suits and ties.
    Watch the whore's parade
    for the price you paid, hey.

    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.

    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in your eyes

    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in your eyes
    Goodbye.

    Ladies and gentlemen
    These snakes are slitherin'
    with dollar signs in they eyes
    with tongues so reptilian
    This industry's venemous
    with cold-blooded sentiment
    No need for nervousness
    It's just a little turbulence.

    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey I'm gonna make it out alive
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in your eyes

    So kiss me goodbye.
    Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
    So kiss me goodbye.
    I can see the venom in your eyes
    Goodbye.

    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.
    Oh, I'm ready for it
    Come on, bring it.

    We seem to be losing altitude
    at an alarming pace
    Midtown downtown
    Snakes on a blog
    I suggest you grab your ankles
    and kiss your ass goodbye.
     
  7. RAMBO

    RAMBO Member

    Pretty fun game in other words not.
     
  8. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Wow. Not only was this a total non-sequitur, it didn't make sense gramatically or syntactically.

    There are feces-throwing chimps who make more sense than you.
     
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Triad. Completely different nature.
     
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