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Snakes on a Blog!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Aug 15, 2006.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Didn't see any references to this website, so I hope I'm not D_Bing.


    Thank me later.
  2. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

  3. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    K, I'll bite. Site doesn't work.
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member


    The link worked perfectly fine just minutes ago.

    Guess we crashed it.
  6. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    Right on time, Doc :D
  7. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    On a related note -- Samuel L. Jackson is the guest on The Daily Show tonight.
  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I may be the only active member of this site who doesn't go to see this movie.

    Snakes. <shiver>
  9. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Remedial Theatre presents:

    COCKDIAN'S Othello ...

    Act I, Scene Five

    (inside the bedroom of an Italian villa)

    (From the left, it's NICKNOLTIUS and DESDUHMOANA, and from the right, SHAQUILLIAN and ASSIUS.)

    ASSIUS: Is this what they call a reverse Oreo?

    DESDUHMOANA: You likey?

    ASSIUS: Not as much from the 4 hole over here.

    NICKNOLTIUS: You snooze, you lose.

    SHAQUILLIAN (rubbing eyes): I'm blind! The Big Renaissance Man is blind!

    DESDUHMOANA: No, my giant playtoy. I just won't let you wash that Mace out of your eyes until we're through here.

    NICKNOLTIUS: Where's the rest of that chocolate spread?

    ASSIUS: You ate the whole can already, Prince of Tides.

    SHAQUILLIAN: Enough! We must find the Moor.

    DESDUHMOANA: Tsk, tsk. Naughty Shaquillian.

    ASSIUS (rising): He's right, lady. We have to be going.

    DESDUHMOANA: No! Leave them alone.

    NICKNOLTIUS (standing, unfortunately): Can't do it. We have 48 hours to find them, or Shaquillian here has to go back to free throw school.

    SHAQUILLIAN: Where is my uniform? Get away from me, harlet!

    DESDUHMOANA: Another satisfied customer. Now be gone, brickthrower! My LeBrono could shoot circles around you.

    ASSIUS: At a carnival, maybe. Now, my lady, where is the Moor?

    DESDUHMOANA: Go screw yourself.

    NICKNOLTIUS: Never mind the bitch. I think we've got something here. (picks up a flier) Just what I expected. My action sequences always end at a dance club, probably with someone being thrown through a window.

    ASSIUS: Let's cut a rug!

    (end of Act I)
  10. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

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