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Smoke up, Losers!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Justin_Rice, May 10, 2020.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Judging by the quality of your picture in the first post, you live in a place where the earth's rotation is 90 degrees tilted, as well.
  2. Justin_Rice

    Justin_Rice Well-Known Member

    Posted it on Facebook and my Photog buddy said, "I'm not judging your ribs, but I am judging your inability to rotate that picture."

    Like I said: The Corona had ahold of me on Sunday.

    Not that Corona. The other one.
  3. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    I did too.

    As the late, great Root Boy Slim would say/sing/intone, "Light it, ignite it."
    3_Octave_Fart likes this.
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that guy is clearly a bozo.
    OscarMadison and Justin_Rice like this.
  5. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Oh look everyone, it's Shortbus, retired board traffic guard!!
    How is your COVID vacation going, you piece of rat filth?
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

  7. Justin_Rice

    Justin_Rice Well-Known Member

    Making drumsticks for dinner.

    Got the snide comment from the neighbor.

    Not sure how this ends. I want to be a good neighbor, but I’m for sure going to grill out every now and then.
  8. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    Wait. You're getting shit from a neighbor for cooking outdoors on your own property?
  9. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    The words "Kiss my ass" leap to mind.
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  10. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    "See ya in court, Matlock."
  11. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    I had a slab of ribs on for three and half hours this afternoon. They were excellent.
    2muchcoffeeman likes this.
  12. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson Well-Known Member

    My mother had smoked for years and then had given it up for years. But after my dad died and my older sister -- also a smoker -- moved in with Mom, she picked it up again. After she died, the first thing I did -- literally, after the funeral home van left with her -- was open all the windows in her house. Luckily, it was a rental, so I didn't have to deal with the cleaning.
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