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Smacked in the puss with a ham. And of course, I laugh.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Nov 24, 2009.

  1. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I want you to do what I think is right.
     
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    The wouldn't have happened if she didn't change her name from Paula Stein
     
  3. bwright

    bwright Member

    Umm... Why else would you have thrown it in there?
     
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Get in the back of the line.
     
  5. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I also want you to choose to do what I think is right because you want to, not because I'm making you.
     
  6. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    old_tony likes this.
     
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Um, because the woman got hit in the face with a flying ham, and it seemed like a relevant detail about myself when trying to describe my reaction?

    I also kind of intended for the thread to gravitate to a scholarly discussion of the always entertaining, "woman getting pelted with a flying ham" storyline ... not an ethics debate. Which is why I said in hindsight I shouldn't have thrown it in there.
     
  8. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Smacked in the puss with a ham seems like it should be a euphemism for something.
     
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I prefer the term "sensitive." I also help old ladies cross the street (without being overly touchy) and even though I don't deliver hams to food banks, I've offered more than one hobo a spare lentil or two when the mood has struck.
     
  10. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    Laughing at unsuspected and relatively consequence-free violence is as much a God-given right as laughing at farts. Some things are inherently funny, and no one -- not even hemp-clothed vegetarians -- should feel the least bit guilty about a good guffaw.
     
  11. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I feel a little sorry for the "Back at 'ya!" dude, even though he seems about as intelligent as the average meat animal.

    But that isn't going to stop me from brining, roasting and eating the free-range bird thawing in our fridge.
     
  12. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    You carry lentils around with you? Do you keep them in your pocket? If so, how do you differentiate them from the pocket lint?
     
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