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Sly Stallone: Taking the punch-drunk thing a bit too far

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Dec 4, 2006.

  1. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    You mean Sal approves of this Italian-American portrayal?
  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    We brought Sylvester Stallone home from the pound five days ago.
    All he does is hide behind the bureau and under the coffee table.
    He's had a few accidents, but that's not the real problem. We figured that would happen.
    It's that he's so skittish and afraid. We're starting to lose patience with him.
    Any advice?
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    1. A burlap sack
    2. Two heavy rocks
    3. A bridge over high water. [/hondo]
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Too late. He has escaped into the mountains nearby and is now waging a vigilante war against and the local sheriff's department.
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    They drew first blood, not me.
  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    They're the disease, and he's....oh, wait. Wrong movie.
  7. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I think we need a ruling on all of this. Is there a Judge Dredd available?
  8. Leo Mazzone

    Leo Mazzone Member

    Dude has definitely seen better days.

    (upon further review, I'm not sure that's entirely accurate.)
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

  10. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Considering the first film was Oscar (the award, not the really, really bad Stallone pic) material, that's actually saying a lot.
  11. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Just in time for the holidays...



    And, yes, that is a toy-sized side of beef.
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