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Sluggo

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Sep 17, 2013.

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  1. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Yes...

    And Sluggo got a few as well. But he didn't know what to do with them. My dad used to gut his deer for him. And drag 'em.
    My dad - the son of a bitch who shot a world record bear with a bow, has been on ESPN shows and takes writers on hunting trips - is gutting and dragging Sluggo's meat.
    I tease him about a Brokeback Mountain deal now, and MAAAAAN does he get pissed!
    Anyway, one time, the old man is hunting on the other side of the mountain, when Sluggo shots a deer.
    He's on top of the mountain. I'm down below, a few hundred yards beneath some rock cliffs, overlooking a ravine.
    Sluggo is running around the top of the mountain, from one point to the next hollering, at the top of his lungs, for my old man because he shot a deer. He spooked two does I had been watching - 500 yards away from Sluggo! ... .... We still tease dad, hollering his name. Pisses him off to no end.
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 17, 2013
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  2. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    I told my dad, on more than one occasion, I could make a living as a back page columnist for an outdoor magazine penning "Saturdays with Sluggo" adventures.
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 17, 2013
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  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    No Shit
     
    Boom_70, Sep 17, 2013
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  4. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Or you could just start a thread here with the greatest hits. I'd read it.
     
    BDC99, Sep 17, 2013
    #16
  5. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    In Eugene, Ore. this is what Sluggo means:
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    murphyc, Sep 17, 2013
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  6. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    After you've talked uncontrolled shit, anything else just seems to pale ...
     
    jr/shotglass, Sep 18, 2013
    #18
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Are you like me?

    Do you wonder if Nancy's bush is as 'fro'ed out as her hair is?

    Do you wonder if Sluggo is part of the Aryan Brotherhood?
     
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    Bubbler, Sep 18, 2013
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  8. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Evil just won the Internet.
     
    Chef2, Sep 18, 2013
    #20
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I don't think Gruden is getting his due here. The guy has an orgasm at least twice a game, when a receiver runs a slant-and-go into the seam.

    It's two orgasms in one if Dane Sanzenbacher runs the route.

    Sanzzzzzzzzzzenbacher. .... SLUGGO!!!!!!!!
     
    The Big Ragu, Sep 19, 2013
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  10. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Is that the same thing as Maximus winning the crowd?
     
    Tarheel316, Sep 19, 2013
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  11. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Each time I click on this thread, I have to go back and read that story.

    Classic.
     
    Chef2, Sep 19, 2013
    #23
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Amen. It's perhaps his favorite word. Others have caught on and love
    the sluggo too.

    Actually started with Bill Walsh as a staple of West Coast Offense.
     
    Boom_70, Sep 19, 2013
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