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"Sloppy Seconds" - What's the worst an ex (or current) has said about you?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Lugnuts, Dec 3, 2008.

  1. Ryan Howard

    Ryan Howard New Member

    "That's all the allowance money I get?"
     
  2. Outing alert: Buck is Fun Bobby (Friends) or Elaine (Seinfeld).
     
  3. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    I dated a really religious girl who told me I could never measure up to God. I believe my response was "No shit".
     
  4. Hiro

    Hiro Member

    My high school girlfriend was an atheist when we started dating and I was a nice church-going boy. Over the course of the year or so we were together she started coming to church and we really started talking about religion and faith and such.

    Anyway, about the time she fell for Jesus I started pulling away from church and religion. We eventually broke up because "you're just not close enough to God for me."

    Sounded ludicrous at the time, but in 7-8 years' retrospect, she's still very active in (another) church and I haven't been in over five years.

    I helped her fill her Jesus-shaped hole, and in turn filled mine with Frank Zappa guitar solos.

    Edit: lol at last sentence. I mean the Jesus-shaped hole IN HER HEART.
     
  5. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    Nice edit Hiro, people would have had some fun with that ;)
     
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    AWESOME!
     
  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Did she let you when she was Coming Around Again?
     
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Here it goes now, the circular motion... Rub it!
     
  9. Ryan Howard

    Ryan Howard New Member

    "You'll never hit lefties! And you're a lousy kisser, too!"
     
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    Here you go ...

     
  11. Hiro

    Hiro Member

    She took a dog dooooooo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye!
    She took a dog dooooooo snow cone and stuffed it my OTHER eye!
     
  12. Flowery Hatred

    Flowery Hatred New Member

    "No, you really don't need any lube to put it in that one."
     
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