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"Sloppy Seconds" - What's the worst an ex (or current) has said about you?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Lugnuts, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    That bitch!
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Dec 3, 2008
    #37
  2. beanpole

    beanpole Member

    Yeah, brutal. It was nearly 20 years ago, spoken by the girl I dated my senior year of high school through my sophomore year of college. We reconnected a couple of years ago and are became e-mail friends again, but that rebuke is still sharp.
     
    beanpole, Dec 3, 2008
    #38
  3. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    I had an ex tell everyone we broke up because he couldn't handle my 'sports obsession.' No, fuckhead, we broke up because you were sleeping with two other girls.
     
    Cadet, Dec 3, 2008
    #39
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    He couldn't handle the "sports obsession," so he sought solace in two other girls who didn't know sex from a set piece.
     
    dooley_womack1, Dec 3, 2008
    #40
  5. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Simultaneously? :D

    I'm just kidding. Seriously, if I could find/date a girl who loved sports, I'd be in heaven. :)
     
    Double J, Dec 3, 2008
    #41
  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    No, you should have hooked up with her sister/best friend/mother. And then gone back to your girlfriend to tell her that the sister/friend/mother was much better in the sack.
     
    Double J, Dec 3, 2008
    #42
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU NEVER HAVE ANY TIME FOR ME BECAUSE YOU'RE EITHER AT THE NEWSPAPER OR AT A GODDAMN BALLGAME! JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO SPEND SATURDAY NIGHT SOMEPLACE OTHER THAN SITTING ALONE ON MY COUCH BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING JOB!"

    :-\
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Dec 3, 2008
    #43
  8. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Agreed. Like, everything was fine a week ago.
     
    mustangj17, Dec 3, 2008
    #44
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Rachel Hunter (currently "engaged" to a member of the LA Kings), not Molly Sims.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Dec 3, 2008
    #45
  10. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Tall, blonde, leggy. I can't tell the difference :p
     
    sportschick, Dec 3, 2008
    #46
  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    "Puckbunny" is one thing. "Sloppy seconds" is demeaning and insulting, all wrapped up in one neat package.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Dec 3, 2008
    #47
  12. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    By the way, I love "Sloppy Seconds."

    It was the title of the Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show's second album. Had "Cover of the Rolling Stone" on it. [threadjack for Zeke's enjoyment]
     
    old_tony, Dec 3, 2008
    #48
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