"Sloppy Seconds" - What's the worst an ex (or current) has said about you?

After listening to Avery, it seems obvious to me that she dumped him. Methinks the gentleman asshole protests too much, if you know what I mean.

What's the worst your ex has said about you?

 

Well, mine didn't talk about me on national TV.

(that I know of)

 

"He was just way too big."

 

My first girlfriend told people -- a lot of them -- that I hit her, which wasn't the case at all. ...

She was drunk and high; I found her face first on the elevator floor of our dorm about a half-hour before our encounter. I locked my door and stood in front of it, so I could talk without her fleeing. I'm yelling at her for "throwing her life away" -- which was more emotion than common sense, now that I think of it, but when you're young, in love, jilted and protective after a four-year relationship had ended, it's how you feel -- and she starts slapping me ... probably about eight or nine times, all while yelling, "Stop hitting me." Finally, I grab her hands to stop the hitting, and she takes a quick step back and trips over the corner of a bed next to the door.

I picked her up and said, "You know what? This is pointless," and I opened the door.

The next day, I got a death threat from a friend of hers, and I was approached by a bunch of people -- all who knew our situation -- asking me, "There's no way this is true, right?"

She's a peach.

 

He always finished on my grill.

 

Carly Simon wrote and recorded two songs about me. First she accused me of being so vain, then she told me nobody does it better. Talk about mixed messages...... :-\

 

Jeez, let me get my hip boots, because it's getting damn deep in here.....

 

That was her complaint, yes.

 

Two words:

Restraining order.

 

Who is this Avery?

 

;D

 

ducky,

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/posts/2199782/

Sean Avery said something about how there's a habit of other NHL players falling in love with his "sloppy seconds." because some guy is dating Elisha Cuthbert.

For saying "sloppy seconds" he got suspended indefinitely. The women who have posted on the NHL thread (aside from HC) think it's ridiculous.