Slate: 'I hate how much I love to grill'

Nothing. What's lame is liking sex with his boyfriend. Major jealousy issues may arise.

 

It must be awesome to have your wife plop straight into bed with you after having sex with her boyfriend. Bedroom must smell great.

 

LOL didn't occur to me ...

 

Forwards (also known as the "over" method), of course. How depraved do you think I am?

 

Careful lads, or Drip will get scent of this thread and enter through the back door.

 

Gotta admit I'm with Speed. Don't care for grilled food unless Todd English himself is doing the grilling ... Of vegetables picked from Martha Stewart's organic garden... On Larry Ellison's California back patio. Then it would probably taste good.

Mr. Lugs loves to grill. Last week he grilled me a hamburger. I took one bite and nearly wretched. When he went back to the grill, I told the kids to look at the raccoon in the woods, then quickly grabbed a ziplock bag, threw the burger in there and buried it in the garbage.

 

Seriously, how do you screw up a burger?

 

Sometimes, you just gotta persevere.

 

The author of this needs to be tracked down and given this:

 

If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and leak all of Paulo's man-love onto our sheets.

 

Really? You had to go there?

 

Take a shower first, woman!