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Slate: 'I hate how much I love to grill'

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Dick Whitman, Jul 23, 2015.

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  1. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    You're a fucking alien.
     
    JackReacher, Jul 23, 2015
    #49
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  2. Craig Sagers Tailor

    Craig Sagers Tailor Active Member

    The single tear you made me cry just soiled my American Flag wifebeater you dick
     
    Craig Sagers Tailor, Jul 23, 2015
    #50
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  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    My theory is that guys like to grill because we hate to clean. Very little cleaning involved.

    If women have friends over, they pitch in to help wash the dishes and put food away.

    Guys won't even pick the empty Bud cans off the table before they bolt.

    That's also why guys love sports. You can throw your cups and peanut shells under the chair. No cleaning!
     
    Ace, Jul 23, 2015
    #51
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    In SpeedTchr's defense, there is nothing like having a crowd over, and getting to say, "The hot dogs are all boiled! Stab one out of the water!"
     
    poindexter, Jul 23, 2015
    #52
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  5. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    It's all this guy's fault:

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    MisterCreosote, Jul 23, 2015
    #53
  6. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    That's because no self-respecting "man" drinks Bud from a can in the first place.
     
    MisterCreosote, Jul 23, 2015
    #54
  7. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    Creosote, I think we all ready have a beer snob thread.
     
    JC, Jul 23, 2015
    #55
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  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Sorry. My bad. Meant to say Bud Light.
     
    Ace, Jul 23, 2015
    #56
  9. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    You grill-lovin' assholes probably enjoy camping, too... :p
     
    SpeedTchr, Jul 23, 2015
    #57
  10. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Camping has vegans. Ick.
     
    Riptide, Jul 23, 2015
    #58
  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I smell a backdoor joke here somewhere but can't quite put my finger on it.
     
    Vombatus, Jul 23, 2015
    #59
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    How do you put the toilet paper on the roll? Forwards or backwards?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Jul 23, 2015
    #60
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