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Slate: 'I hate how much I love to grill'

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Dick Whitman, Jul 23, 2015.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I use our bbq probably 50 times a year. I don't ever recall tasting mosquito spray or sunscreen.
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  2. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Variety of people over the years.

    I quit going to those kind of gatherings a long time ago, though. I don't like people, and I sure don't like anyone who thinks cooking outdoors is a good idea. Mostly I think the liquor makes them think they're great chefs.
     
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Next up: "I Can't See My Navel From My Treadmill, And It Makes Me Sad."
     
  4. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    It's tough to be outside in nice weather eating, drinking beer, and laughing. But I typically muddle through the experience.
     
  5. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

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  6. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    You sound like a blast.
     
  7. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I bet that guy cries after sex.
     
  8. Craig Sagers Tailor

    Craig Sagers Tailor Active Member

    My mom used to grill for us a fair bit. Does this guy know by writing the story, he’s just projecting his own experience to legitimize the stereotype? All in effort to fuel his own self-loathing?
     
  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Your mom must have been a lesbian.
     
  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I'm pretty sure he's serious. This is what becomes of the guys who major in women's studies.
     
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  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What's so lame about your wife liking sex with her boyfriend?
     
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  12. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    Maybe she just identified as a backyard chef ...
     
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