Slate: 'I hate how much I love to grill'

as per gender roles, do any of you have a wife or significant other who takes out the garbage?

 

If it's full she will, just like if the dishes are starting to pile up, I'll do those.

 

It's an ironic commentary ...

 

Sumbitch should quit grilling and start doing real barbeques and/or smoking meats.

 

Do you mean bag the trash and put it in the giant green rolling thing that stays in the garage before being rolled to the curb for the robot arm truck to pick up weekly or actually roll the giant green thing to the curb?

The answer is yes either way but it isn't her preference for either.

I have, however, put my foot down and on trash collection night, I make her collect the bathroom trash in her bathroom approximately one week a month for gross reasons.

 

If this guy was serious, I have never wanted to punch a writer in the face more than now.

There is no way he's serious.

 

Is he serious? That's a clown question, bro.

 

Conventionally masculine? Grilling? Bullshit.
Real men pay minimum wage slaves to cook for them, serve them, and then wash the damn dishes.

I don't get the fascination with grilling. Fuck that. My ancestors built houses so they wouldn't have to stand outside and cook.

 

It tastes awesome, and everything else just kind of flows from that.

 

No, it tastes like charcoal with a touch of mosquito spray and sunscreen.
I can't recall ever being served something from an outside cooker that was even decent.
Just use the damn stove in the kitchen and be done with it. Or better yet, pay someone else to do it.

 

Who in the hell has been grilling for you?

 

You (or whoever's cooking) haven't been doing it right.

Unless this is ironic commentary.