Slate: 'I hate how much I love to grill'

If this keeps going on this track, all men will eventually have to give in and let their women (or significant other, etc.) put things up their butt, like that Donald Trump butt plug.

 

On a Donald Trump mattress though a Mexican who's probably an illegal will rape us with the butt-plug while wifey gets 3 holes filled by 4 more Mexicans, who are probably illegal.

 

Songbird, I like the way you think.

 

Jacob Brogan is a Future Tense research associate. He is writing a book about the cultural history of lovesickness.

 

Is he just trolling everybody, or is that grilling column intended to be serious?

 

You're taking this too seriously Dick.

 

But, btw, doesn't his two sentence bio sound like a spoof?

 

This is why I pee sitting down, because every time I pee standing up I feel like I'm only strengthening a gender role forced upon me.

 

Do you wipe front to back?

 

I go more zig-zag, side-to-side. And then I take a bath.

 

I may write a column when I get home entitled, "I love how much I hate this guy for being such a total pussy."