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Skipping class

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    My Web design class starts in an hour and five minutes.
    I've not missed a class yet this semester, and I get one to burn ... that said, I'm going to send an email saying that I'll not be there and give a reason.

    SportsJournalists.com, give me reasons I can use to skip class today.
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Tell them you don't think the Web is going to catch on.
     
  3. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    Tell the prof. you met Chris Hansen at someone's house last night, and you're going to be busy for a while.
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Calling in drunk.
     
  5. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I thought about telling him that computers are tomorrow's betamax players or 8-traks.
     
  6. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Tell them you have to go to the doctor because your erection has persisted for longer than four hours.
     
  7. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    Tell him last week's class, "How to upload homemade porn to your website" was the last web class you needed.
     
  8. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    Let's get to the meat of this conversation! What will you be doing with that extra time? Will liquor or hookers be involved? If so, tell the truth! ;D
     
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    liquor. Yes.
    hookers. No.
    taxes. Yes.
     
  10. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    liquor and taxes.....hmmm....a dangerous combination.

    "Look, hon, we jusss goda hundred thousand dollar refund."

    And bravo to the rest of the posters on this thread. Some great excuses.
     
  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    If I need to drink alcohol to get a better refund, I'll do taxes late tonight and get really hammered.
     
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Reliving some fond memories with Marilyn Chambers.
     
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