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SJ Quiz - Name the writer

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, May 4, 2007.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    It's easy to discount the spiritual impact of basketball crowds if
    you haven't attended a playoff game with special fans before. There's
    no way to understand it unless it definitely has happened to you. Then
    you know. As strange as this sounds, it's like a woman being unable to
    tell whether she's ever had an orgasm. If she thinks it might have
    happened, or it felt like it kind of happened one time... it didn't
    happen. When it happens, they know. Then they feel stupid for all the
    other times when they thought it had happened.

    Answer later.

    Hint: It's a man.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Bill Simmons. It was in Wednesday's blog, I believe.
  3. Bill --
    If there's anyone qualified to draw that weird analogy, I'm guessing it's you.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Wait a minute! Females can have orgasms?
  5. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Herman Melville?
  6. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Did J-Bug tell him this?
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, as if you care.
  8. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Damn. I was going to guess Boom
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Well, you can be sure the next time she says, "Are you done already?"

    I won't reply with, "Yeah, what's it to you?"
  10. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Attention All Women in the House:

    Please raise your hand or scream 'Oh God!' if you don't know whether you've ever had an orgasm, and/or if the experience was anything whatsoever akin to being at a playoff game with special fans.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    They gotta be pretty special, I'd wager.
  12. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I wonder if there were any female Holy Cross graduates now in their mid-30s who read that and thought:

    "In my defense, it's pretty hard to focus on your own pleasure when you're forced to wear a Larry Bird jersey during sex, and the other person is either: looking in the mirror the entire time, or demanding we keep the TV on so he can watch Mo Vaughn's at bats.

    But he's right, I made it work eventually. Thank god we agreed to break up after graduation though."
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