SJ Quiz - Name the writer

It's easy to discount the spiritual impact of basketball crowds if
you haven't attended a playoff game with special fans before. There's
no way to understand it unless it definitely has happened to you. Then
you know. As strange as this sounds, it's like a woman being unable to
tell whether she's ever had an orgasm. If she thinks it might have
happened, or it felt like it kind of happened one time... it didn't
happen. When it happens, they know. Then they feel stupid for all the
other times when they thought it had happened.


Answer later.

Hint: It's a man.

 

Bill Simmons. It was in Wednesday's blog, I believe.

 

Bill --
If there's anyone qualified to draw that weird analogy, I'm guessing it's you.

 

Wait a minute! Females can have orgasms?

 

Herman Melville?

 

Did J-Bug tell him this?

 

Yeah, as if you care.

 

Damn. I was going to guess Boom

 

Well, you can be sure the next time she says, "Are you done already?"

I won't reply with, "Yeah, what's it to you?"

 

Attention All Women in the House:

Please raise your hand or scream 'Oh God!' if you don't know whether you've ever had an orgasm, and/or if the experience was anything whatsoever akin to being at a playoff game with special fans.

 

They gotta be pretty special, I'd wager.

 

I wonder if there were any female Holy Cross graduates now in their mid-30s who read that and thought:

"In my defense, it's pretty hard to focus on your own pleasure when you're forced to wear a Larry Bird jersey during sex, and the other person is either: looking in the mirror the entire time, or demanding we keep the TV on so he can watch Mo Vaughn's at bats.

But he's right, I made it work eventually. Thank god we agreed to break up after graduation though."