SJ Nation, help me decide between Toronto and LA for vacation this summer

Or could it be all three?

 

There are plenty of strip clubs in L.A., but not at Disneyland, even in Fantasyland.

 

I'd pick L.A. I was there last summer and can't wait to go back. Then again, I can go to Toronto pretty much any time I want.

 

Beej: You are the Tebow of hackness.

 

All strippers in Canada are morbidly obese. You don't want to go anywhere past the 49th parallel.

 

Except you never do.

 

Oh, and maybe the best strip club in Toronto is here:

http://www.thehouseoflancaster.com/


The nice thing about TO is you can drive here, park your car and won't need it again until you leave--or unless you want to go to Niagara Falls or something

Oh, and leave your gun at home.

 

No, no, JR ... new rules ... he can totally cross the border with his gun. Border officials particularly like it when you say, 'Yo mofo, you want I should put a cap in your ass?'

They laugh for hours.

 

If you like door girls, the Irish Embassy Pub in Toronto is the place to go.
So I hear or so I know or something like that.

 

One of the great moments of the SportsJournalists.com Toronto outing.

Well, other than Nipplegate.

 

Good advice. Listen to the lady, schiez.

 

That was awesome.

Anytime JR just walks away speechless, you know you've done something outstanding. ;D