sj.commer text thread - this is all about you

Gola, let me let you in on a little secret:

Your girl might talk nice to your wang, and she might even, on occasion, let you get it near or even in some of the places on her body. But, no matter what she tells you, she doesn't want to look at it.

You and you alone love your wang. Remember that, and you'll surely go far.

 

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done

 

Here's a picture:

 

To be honest, I don't really like to look at it either. Just touch it.

 

My roommate has a texting habit that makes me homicidal, as he always sends a final message that is utterly useless.

ROOMMATE: Just landed in Arizona. Real warm here.
KAYLEE: Glad you made it. Have fun.
ROOMMATE: Ok. I will.

Or...

KAYLEE: Just saw some Jehovah's Witnesses in the neighborhood. I'll call the exterminator.
ROOMMATE: Okay. Want to split the cost?
KAYLEE: That works.
ROOMMATE: Ok.

 

I want in on this texting of other SJ members. The only ones I text are IJAG and SC.

 

That's close. I did balloon up to 165 a couple of months ago when I was drinking a lot more, but I just had this weird little beer belly.
It was kind of funny looking, actually.

 

I hope no one asked if you were preggers. [/crossthreading]

 

My phone number is on my Facebook page.

 

Is that a typo?

 

No, I've heard before that Angola! has the physique of a crackhead.

 

No. He really is the epitome of scrawny white boy