SJ.com sex & morals poll

This thread reminds me of a joke....

A traveling salesman goes up to the door and knocks. A kid comes to the door.

"Is your mother home?" asks the salesman.

"She's out in the back yard," says the kid.

The salesman goes into the back yard .... and discovers the woman having sex with a goat. Aghast, he runs out front and confronts the kid.

"Doesn't it bother you that your mother is out back having sex with a goat?"

And the kid says, "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

 

Similarly, a man was brought in front of a judge, who said, "You've been convicted of necrophilia and beastiality, do you have anything to say before sentencing?"

The newly-convicted felon replied, "Yeah, I didn't know the cat was dead when I fucked it!"

 

Here's my question: How can it be a crime to fuck a dead deer?

I mean, obviously it's a crime to fuck a live deer. But provided he had a tag and shot the deer, once it's dead it's meat.

And it's not, to my knowledge, illegal to fuck a porkchop.

Yes, this is how my mind works. But I think a good lawyer (or a good rump roast) could get this guy off...

 

This thread is best without pictures.

 

Damn, do K-R and Scripps have the same tests?

 

"I love my dead, gay deer." :'(

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

 

Football season's over, Veronica. The deer had nothing to offer the school but date-rapes and AIDS jokes.

 

Dead deer is fucking disgusting.

Hypothetically speaking, though, live deer is ok? Right? Hypothetically speaking of course.

 

As long as you're done within eight seconds, yes.

 

Hopefully, a chainsaw wasn't involved. :-\

 

Man, I always wanted to (tea)bag a buck.