sj.com gets runner-up as Best Non-Corporate Sports Web Site"

Nah. We're the old Pacific Coast Conference with the likes of Long Beach State and University of the Pacific.

 

It says shitfuck, fuckshit. Not shitwhack, sleep90210.

 

I'll pitch it to the execs the next time we do lunch.

 

Congrats everyone! This is the biggest thing to happen to me since TIME named me Person of the Year.

 

Well played

 

Hey SI.com!, You can take your runners-up trophy and shove it!


And wait 'til next year!

(now where's my beer?)

 

FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA!

 

Damn. This gives Pickle Juice more street cred.

 

thanks for weighing in, yoda.

 

Corporate magazines suck.

 

Do we have an official statement for the media? Just want to be prepared for the onslaught of phone calls sure to come today.....

Doesn't Boom generally author those?

 

"Ascension?" We were on the list last year, buddy. And if you're going to try (ha!) and make me look bad, at least add what came after that:

"According to a tipster (a sportswriter who we’ve been emailing with for about eight months), there’s a strong rumor in Florida that these are a few of the players that won’t be participating in the bowl game: ...."

Yes, that's right, the source is a sportswriter.