sj.com fave/bimbo hired by jets

Will she give a recipe for baked chicken?

 

The lede that was spiked by the Jets:

Jenn Sterger, a southern girl with flair and multiple STDs...

That was painful and embarrassing to read. I had no idea WOODY Johnson was such an old perv.

Also, this stupid bimbo is 24 years old. So I kinda doubt she was a fan of the Bucs when they were wearing Creamsicle uniforms.

On the bright side, she's got two, three years of shelf life left, tops.

 

I think we were saying that two, three years ago...

 

The thing is, her last line -- "I look good in green ..." -- makes me actually like her a bit. Yes, she's eye candy and nothing more, but she gets that. I don't get the idea she takes herself terribly seriously, which makes her OK by me even if she is a broke-ass Shannon Elizabeth.

 

I don't think she does either. I think she realizes what she was doing for si.com was pretty much a joke.

 

If that's all, she should demand her money back.

 

It's time like this I wish I had a glorious pair of tits and was slutty enough to flaunt them. Granted, I'm a guy. Bust still, if it would land me a job as a gameday host, it would be cool.

 

Leave Jenn alone. It's tough being a journalist these days.

If I could parlay a pair of fake boobs into a job at the Plain-Dealer, I'd be at the plastic surgeon tomorrow.

 

Freudian?

 

And you could fondle them once the show is done.