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SJ.com caption contest, Part CXVIII

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. fishwrapper

    fishwrapper Active Member

    Bud Selig, the Commissioner of Major League Baseball, strains to hear questions at a news conference over the belly laughs of Pete Rose.
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Bud Selig, one of the few men whose left ear is an extremely pleasurable autoerotic zone.
     
  3. Wouldn't that make him a ferengi?
     
  4. The Commish

    The Commish Guest

    You said chicks dig the what?
     
  5. The Commish

    The Commish Guest

    One more: MLB Commissioner Bud Selig announced today he was looking for a see no evil and speak no evil to go with his hear no evil.

    Write-Brained, I think you nailed it.
     
  6. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig re-enacts the Fisticuffs sketch from Chappelle's Show during a recent news conference.

    "What......uhh.....Turn dem shits up...... I'm serious nigga, I can't hear out my left ear!"
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    "I suck."
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "Two in the pink and one in the where?"
     
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  9. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Katy said get a two-headed what?
     
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Fixed. :D

    His ears are actually too big for Bud to be a Ferengi.
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    awesome.
     
  12. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    I knew you would approve.
     
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