SJ.com caption contest, Part CXVIII

I knew he was blind. Who knew he was deaf, too?

 

I got nothin.

 

In response to the Mitchell Report and the Trentonian's headline, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig said to reporters, "Roger Clemons took it where?"

 

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig feigns hearing loss after being asked whether MLB officials were guilty of looking the other way during baseball's so-called "Steroid Era."

Best I could come up with.

 

"I always reach for my ear when I'm taking up the butt."

 

Put it in my mouth real fast so I can hear it perfectly.

 

I'm sorry....you guys will have to speak up....it's hard to hear behind Pete Rose's deafening laughter.

 

What's that you say, there's a steroid problem in baseball? I had no idea.

 

Bud Selig, of Milwaukee, Wis., reacts while watching Paul Lo Duca's new porn video entitled, "2 girls, 1 cup."

 

Thyriod problem? What thyroid problem?

 

"Now just the girls ... Let me hear you."

 

Eh Macarena!