SJ.Com 2007 US Men's Open pool, brought to you by TBA

That's not what your wife said.

Have a dandy Dental Hygiene Day.

 

Nothing like Chad Campbell, who is from West Texas, pissing down his leg to cost the Texas Wedge a chance at the title. Thanks Chad.

 

Worth a bump.

 

Results?

 

Well, to my 871, you may add:

Woods 72
Funk 74
DiMarco 78
Appleby 79

For a not-so-pretty 303 day and 1174 total.

 

874 after three rounds
Woods 72
Watson 74
DiMarco 78
Browne 74

Total 1,172 if I added correctly. Not good.

 

Oh sure, throw THAT up in my face again

 

for the Dobre Shunkas

Woods 72
Funk 74
Stricker 76
Estes 77

299 for the day plus 875 gives me an unofficial 1174

F you Sergio

 

If I did the math right (which I probably didn't because I'm a sportswriter and am terrible at math), I've got 1163 for four rounds.

Top that, bitches.

 

My math says 1178 for the worthless fucks

 

It should only be fitting that on the weekend of Bob Barker's final show, The Price is Wrong, Bitch takes the SportsJournalists.com US Men's Open Pool. A trio of 72s offset a potentially disastrous 79 by Stuart Appleby and TPIW,B held off a charging Texas Wedge for a three-stroke victory.

Final Results

868 The Price is Wrong, Bitch 72 72 79 72 295 1163
874 Texas Wedge 72 74 72 74 292 1166
871 Printdust 72 79 72 74 297 1168
871 Fun with dooley_womack1 76 76 72 74 298 1169
874 Money Shots 72 78 74 74 298 1172
871 Shot's Free Drops 72 79 78 74 303 1174
875 Dobre Shunkas 72 76 74 77 299 1174
878 Slappy's Annoying Fucks 74 76 76 74 300 1178
886 Humpin' Unicorns 72 78 73 73 296 1182

Congrats to Sunshine Scooter! See you next month for the Carnoustie British Open Pool.

 

I'd much rather see Scooter's Sunshine than Dooley Womack's fun...