Sitting in small airport: What to do?

Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona??

 

The casinos in Bossier City are depressing. My Dad dragged me to one once. The old man did pretty well at the blackjack table, as he always seemed to. I hate gambling. I drank their shitty beer and watched everyone lug their oxygen tanks around. "Isle of Capri" my ass.

While on the way from Shreveshit to Big D, consider making the small detour up to Marshall, Texas and get some catfish at the little restaurant on the main drag. Best damn catfish I ever tasted. If you're pressed for time, the Whataburger in Longview isn't too bad.

 

No. But I do love Gulfport(s), Miss.

 

Is there livestock within a one-mile radius of this airport?

 

Dubuque ? If so you are in luck. They put out a great cheeseburger deluxe at a price you won't see too many places.

 

Nope.

 

Birmingham, Ala.?

 

Most likely. And the airport is definitely surrounded by cotton fields.

 

Sorry, no.

 

I'm the lone straggler. I know. I just wanted to be home one ... more ... day.

What should you do in the airport, Fuerte? I say chat with the cool people, eschew the biatches and pray for your Catholic peeps. Reciprocate. One love, mane. One love.

Airport guess: Murfreesboro, Tenn.?

 

Lubbock, Texas.

 

Is this airport in Mobile, Alabama?