Sitting in Charlotte and Atlanta airports and bored -- help

Shoot yourself in the head. It's better than a layover in Atlanta.

And if it's scheduled for 3.5, count on 5. Better that way. Keeps you from being disappointed when that hellhole of an airport fucks something up.

Hi bydesign!

 

More than three hours in Hartsfield? Ugh ...

I'd suggest you count the number of people you see in the stands during an Atlanta Thrashers broadcast, but that would still leave you with 3 hours, 29 minutes and change to blow off ...

 

Leave a bag unattended, but make sure your name tag is on it. Wait to see how long it takes you to be paged.

 

I forget, do they have people movers in Atlanta?

Measure off 100 meters. Sprint down one. Get your time. Report back to us.

 

If you are dressed in a suit, follow a lucky individual around while pretending to hold an ear piece.

 

Get all your Christmas shopping done. What person wouldn't want an Atlanta t-shirt featuring the city's beautiful skyline?

 

In ATL, the food sucks at the Budweiser place. Eat someplace else.

 

Be sure to get a Braves T-shirt for my dartboard.

 

Don't forget the World Series Champion T-shirts they have.

 

Do they have any Gwinnett Braves t-shirts yet?

 

For Atlanta: Drink heavily.

It's a shithole of an airport.

 

Ask the TSA crew if they will put you through the x-ray machine and then ask if that lump on your brain is getting any larger.

Or just tand in the screening area wearing some of those x-ray glasses.