Since the team is so bad, Cowboys fans entertain themselves at home games

http://deadspin.com/5680796/front-row-lap-dance-at-the-cowboys-game

Oh, my.

 

... and then they head off to the bathroom.

 

Gotta offer something for the price of admission ... and this season it ain't football

 

At least she was hot. Kind of liked the zebra bra.

 

I actually found that old pic of the couple doing it on the floor of the bathroom at a Cowboys game, the hairy-assed guy wearing the Irvin jersey....so gross I just can't post it. But if you google 'dallas cowboys bathroom couple' you might find it. Entirely NSFW, really NSFAnything.

 

I would have expected the beer to be Natty Light.

 

Surprised it went on that long. And, what made her stop? Did he tell her he was out of money?

 

That was fun.

 

She told him she'd do it as long as the Cowboys had the football. That was about three plays worth. Cinnamon don't do punts, baby.

 

That last line is very very close to being sig-worthy.

"Cinnamon don't do punts, baby."

Awesome.

 

Liked the guys waving the bills behind them.

 

Damn, was trying to figure out which two high school football helmets were on that t-shirt.