Simmons on Boston beat writers ...

You don't make cracks about the way someone's significant other/spouse looks. You just don't.

 

Who would be the most likely person to pull a Stewie Griffin (going to his house, ring the doorbell and knock him cold when he answers) on Billie Boy?

 

Right now I'd wager Zach Johnson may be near the top of the list.

 

Go to 'sonofthesportsguy.com,' they have threads about Bill's wife, you'll find something there, I'm sure.

And I don't care about what his wife looks like, but the way Bill talks about girls/rates girls, you'd think he's been married to Pam Anderson, Vida Guerra, and Jen Love Hewitt, got sick of them and decided to move on.

Bill brings much of this on himself, IMO.

But we've been over this before on the board. It's not his wife's fault, although her contributions to the last NFL picks columns sounded about as "Tabloid-harpy"-ish as they could sound.

Guess Hollywood can do that to you. They certainly can ruin a writer, apparently.

Just messing, William. Kind-of. Try to stay close to your 'one of 19' roots.

 

Damn. Say we once, on a message board (not in print), about a team I don't cover and I'm on par with Simmons.

I guess homer is just as hard to wash off as sheep-fucker, right fmrsped?

 

Why should we take this guy seriously when he doesn't live in Boston and isn't regularly around those he criticizes? Pretty disturbing what some of these ESPN types can get away with.

 

Aw, Doc, I was just messing around. I thought we agreed to disagree on this subject?

Sorry bud...

 

And you're right, sheep-fucker is a damn hard label to shed.

 

Very nicely done, fmr.

 

Hello, sailor.

 

Just a little tweak, Ricky Deep.

And well-fucking-played, Fenian.

 

I'm a bit disturbed that he knew where to find that pic...